Marcia, Marcia, Marcia
Here. It's yours. You can have your own bedroom for 4 years instead of 2. But also, before that, you will share with the baby so you can change him in the night and feed him in the morning. Daddy might take off your pajamas when he thinks you are asleep.
You will babysit and clean houses and sell Italian sausages at rowdy, testosterone-soaked festivals instead of running track or playing flute because you have to pay for all your own stuff.
But, yes: when listing the children, your name will come first.
That was mean-spirited and self-indulgent. But it sure felt good.